Darn it. What is Fark going to do about that "still no cure for cancer" cliche?
A vaccine shown to be 100% effective against two virus strains that cause most cervical cancer could be available within a year, say manufacturers.
I have this to say about this development, as I’ll have you know, cervical cancer kills something like 275,000 women a year:
YIPPIE! THERE IS MUCH REJOICING!
Now, science, get to friggin’ work on breast cancer, colon cancer, and lung cancer. Oh, and pancreatic, prostate, and the others, too.
2 responses so far ↓
ringloss // October 7, 2005 at 7:05 pm
Dude, don’t forget nut cancer.
Boys: check your nuts!
Clark // October 7, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Good: Checking the package.
Better: Getting someone else to do it.
Best: Getting Jessica Biel or Angelina Jollie to do it every day for at least a couple of years.
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