Person #1: I’m just a poor black man from Kansas City with a daughter that I love more than my own life.
Person #2: Well, that’s inspiring. You could be a poor black man from Kansas City who sold his daughter to a ridiculously wealthy rare-books dealer who dabbles in the occult.
Speaking of the occult, here’s good news: A revival of the Night Stalker plays tonight on ABC.
Man, I loved that show when I was a kid. Gave me nightmares. We all know how cool that is. Now, if they’d bring this show back, then the culmination of my childhood fears would be complete.