What?! A Cure For Cancer?

Darn it.  What is Fark going to do about that "still no cure for cancer" cliche?
 

A vaccine shown to be 100% effective against two virus strains that cause most cervical cancer could be available within a year, say manufacturers.
 
Via, of course, Fark and the BBC.
I have this to say about this development, as I’ll have you know, cervical cancer kills something like 275,000 women a year:
 
YIPPIE!  THERE IS MUCH REJOICING!
 
Now, science, get to friggin’ work on breast cancer, colon cancer, and lung cancer.  Oh, and pancreatic, prostate, and the others, too.

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2 responses to “What?! A Cure For Cancer?

  1. Dude, don’t forget nut cancer.

    Boys: check your nuts!

  2. Good: Checking the package.
    Better: Getting someone else to do it.
    Best: Getting Jessica Biel or Angelina Jollie to do it every day for at least a couple of years.

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