Darn it. What is Fark going to do about that "still no cure for cancer" cliche?
A vaccine shown to be 100% effective against two virus strains that cause most cervical cancer could be available within a year, say manufacturers.
I have this to say about this development, as I’ll have you know, cervical cancer kills something like 275,000 women a year:
YIPPIE! THERE IS MUCH REJOICING!
Now, science, get to friggin’ work on breast cancer, colon cancer, and lung cancer. Oh, and pancreatic, prostate, and the others, too.