Not all hope has been abandoned.
NEW YORK (AP) — "The Simple Life" is over – at least on Fox. The network said Wednesday it has canceled the Paris Hilton-Nicole Richie reality series after the show’s two stars no longer proved compatible.
I’ll tell you what: I think that it’s too late for me. I’m seriously considering selling my television. Were it not for these things:
2. The Cartoon Network
3. Law and Order, and
4. The Discovery Channel
I would have gotten the darn television out of my house YEARS ago.