Writer’s Block – Ode To Valentine’s Day

Of course, I haven’t written in a bit.  I must apologize.
 
I’ve been spending so much time doing other things that I HATE doing, that I haven’t taken the time to do one of the things that I truly love: writing.  This is why I write today; I feel the need to remind all of you non-romantic uber-geeks that TOMORROW IS THE MOST IMPORTANT HOLIDAY OF THE YEAR.
 
If you were lucky enough to get off your lazy World-of-Warcraft playing, Domino’s pizza-eating, comic-book reading booty and actually leave your dank, foul-smelling (but technologically advanced) apartment long enough to stop thinking about being a first adopter, and went out and actually met real people and *not* someone that you became acquainted with from crawling MySpace, you might now actually have a little someone to celebrate Valentine’s Day with. 
 
So, to remind us all, I give you…. Lifehacker.
 

Okay, then. Probably those of you who have been in a relationship for any length of time realize that there are certain rules and regulations that go along with making your relationship successful, especially around High Love Holidays such as Valentine’s Day, or as it henceforth shall be known, The Day When Expectations Get Sadly Out of Hand.

 
I remind you, there is nothing those guys over there can’t do.
 
Now turn the computer off (yes, there is an off switch, I promise,) and go outside.
 

 

 
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