I give you:
By the way, Hiya! You miss me? I missed you. I’ve been busy, gone, but hopefully, not forgotten.
Let me whet your whistle really quickly on two things that I’m going to be posting on soon, but probably not in a good way.
Juno, and FTD.com. Hopefully neither of those is coming up as a link. And, because I’m feeling saucy,
Get ready, boys and girls. Daddy’s home, and he’s gonna bite back.