Today I came across a website that claims to tell you how many people have your name in the U.S.
Not shockingly, the url is here: http://ww2.howmanyofme.com/ .
According to this website, two hundred and seventy people have my name, which I find vaguely suspicious, but eh, well.
I would also like to add that 268 of them have worse credit than me, extensive criminal records, are tax evaders and are dodgy individuals in general.
Actually, I have no idea about that.
However I have to keep the Justice Department and FBI on their toes.